brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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