Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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