Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love having hate sex.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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