Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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