glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cannot find my penis.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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