i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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