sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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