Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he fucked my hip out of place.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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