More tranny stories later!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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