I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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