he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
