"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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