please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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