By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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