i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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