Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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