capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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