Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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