Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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