belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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