I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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