I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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