I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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