I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well I just put wine in my tea
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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