worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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