wat bout pragnant strippers??
you guys were way drunker than both of me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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