You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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