when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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