So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do plants get herpes?
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