i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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