I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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