is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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