No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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