You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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