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• (310): View more from California

  I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..

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  Why are we friends again?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.

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  Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

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  Previous statement retracted.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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• (805): View more from California

  100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..

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• (772): View more from Florida

  To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

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