oh god the rape fog is back!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize