i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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