I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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