***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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