David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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