doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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