dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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