i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
hell yes lets make some ravioli
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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