girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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