Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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