R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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