belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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