this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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