I am in a vortex of obligation.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
birth control should be required to get into college
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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