just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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