I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
pray to the hookup gods
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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