I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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