I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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