I faked an abortion last night.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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