Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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