You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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