maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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