i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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